Fast Food

Fast Food is a 1982 Atari 2600 game by the small publisher Telesys, programmed by Don Ruffcorn. You steer a giant pair of chattering lips around the screen and gobble up burgers, fries, pizza and drinks as they fly past, while avoiding the purple pickles. It is simple, silly and quick to learn, and it earned an award for humour in its day. You can play it here in your browser, with nothing to install.

Play Atari 2600 Fast Food online

  • ← ↑ ↓ → Joystick
  • Space Fire
  • F12 Reset
  • F11 Select
  • F4 / F9 Difficulty

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How to play Fast Food online

  • Move the mouth: arrow keys
  • Start play and continue after each break: Space bar
  • Start a new game: F12 (the console’s Reset switch)
  • Choose a one- or two-player game: F11 (the console’s Select switch), before pressing Reset
  • Save and load your progress: Ctrl + 0–9 saves to a slot, Alt + 0–9 loads it

The difficulty switches have no effect in this game.

Gameplay

The manual calls the hero Mr. Mouth. Food flies across the screen, and you score by running into it. Your score is counted in calories, and richer food is worth more. Green pickles are safe but worth only 1 calorie. Purple pickles are the danger: eat six of them and the game ends with a “BURP!” and a “CLOSED” sign. Missing food costs you nothing except the points.

FoodCalories
Green pickle1
Root beer3
Cola4
Soda pop, hot dog5
Hamburger6
Ice cream bar, milk shake7
Ice cream cone9
French fries, pizza10
Cheeseburger20

From time to time a “YOU’RE GETTING FATTER” sign appears. The food stops while Mr. Mouth digests, and when you press the button to carry on, everything flies faster than before. In a two-player game the players take turns each time this sign appears. Player one’s score is shown in gold, player two’s in purple, and the best score of the session in white.

Tips

  • Chase the cheeseburgers. One is worth as much as two portions of fries or pizza, and far more than a drink.
  • Let cheap items go. A 1-calorie green pickle is rarely worth moving into the path of a purple one.
  • Don’t look for patterns. The food flies at random in every game, so there is no safe spot to park in. Stay mobile and react.
  • Count your purple pickles. You can afford five mistakes. The sixth ends the game.

History

Telesys was a Fremont, California company that released six Atari 2600 games, all in 1982, before the video game crash of 1983 put it out of business. Fast Food became its best-known title. At the Arkie Awards in early 1983 it received a Certificate of Merit as the most humorous home arcade game. Some later sources call the character Mighty Mouth, while the original instructions use the name Mr. Mouth.

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